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GUN TOTING ROBOTS

9 Mar

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1. Chappie/Sony                                                   Wknd/$ 13.3   Total/$ 13.3
2. Focus/WB                                                         Wknd/$ 10.0  Total/$ 34.6
3. The 2nd Best Exotic Marigold Hotel           Wknd/$ 8.6    Total/$ 8.6
4. Kingsman: The Secret Service/Fox             Wknd/$ 8.3     Total/$ 98.0
5. The SpongeBob Movie/Par                           Wknd/$ 7.0     Total/$ 149.0
6. Fifty Shades of Grey/ Universal                   Wknd/$ 5.6     Total/$ 156.4
8. The Lazarus Effect/Relativity                       Wknd/$ 5.1     Total/$ 17.4
7. McFarland, USA/Disney                                Wknd/$ 5.3     Total/$ 29.4
9. The Duff/LionsGate                                        Wknd/$ 4.9     Total/$ 26.1
10. Unfinished Business/Fox                             Wknd/$ 4.8    Total/$ 4.8

THAT’S NOT HOW A ROBOT WITH A GUN IS SUPPOSED TO TALK
Chappie opens at number one and there was a time I’d be all over this. Robots!?! Robots with guns!?! Robots with guns fighting for the right to be sentient against bigger robots!?! Robots with guns fighting for the right to be sentient against bigger robots run by Wolverine and Ripley!?! But apparently my decades long run of being 14 has come to an end, because I really couldn’t muster up the interest to see this. Maybe it’s because I kinda think Hugh Jackman and Sigourney Weaver are right and aren’t really the bad guys here. Artificial Intelligence is dangerous. Especially when you give it a gun and authority. Suppose it sees us for the self-destructive, planet-killing fuck ups we are? This could be the prequel to The Matrix! The other reason is because that robot sounds so fucking stupid speaking of himself in the third person I couldn’t stand it. “Chappie’s got stories!?! Chappie’s got a book?” Well I’ve got cable and that’s where I’ll be watching this in about 9-12 months.

SOMEWHERE GRETCHEN MOL STILL DOESN’T UNDERSTAND
Focus is down to number two and the female lead in this is Margot Robbie who’s a legit “Hot New Thing” (against all odds she’s young and blonde) given she has actual accomplishments as opposed to just hype with nothing really to show for it. Last year she was the female lead in Wolf 0f Wall Street. Next year she’ll be in Suicide Squad with Will Smith and Jared Leto. A-list roles in A-list movies…with 40-something A-list males stars. That’s when you really know you’re hot; you making movies with superstars old enough to be your dad because they only want to next to the Hot New Thing. And you know who was originally supposed to be the lead in this? Ben Affleck, another 40-something. She probably won’t kiss a dude her own age until she’s the star of her own film, which should be any second now.

WELCOME TO THE DAYS OF PLAYING SOMEONE’S DAD
Speaking of aging Hollywood leading men, The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel opens at number two and joining this ensemble cast is Richard Gere, who can count on one hand the number of time he’s kissed a woman his own age on film and this barely adds to the list as his romantic interest is still younger than he is, albeit only by five years. As opposed to Winona Ryder, Julia Roberts, Diane Lane, Helen Hunt, Laura Linney, Hilary Swank…etc. Oh, sure Susan Sarandon played his wife twice, but he spent 90% of his time with JLo in one and in the other he had a 30-something mistress whom he actually touched.

NO GLEE FOR THIS (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)
Kingsman: The Secret Service is down to number three and as the villain sidekick with razor sharp prosthetic legs that she actually uses to kill and cut people in half is dancer Sofia Boutella. Never heard of her? Me neither, but she was a dancer with Madonna, did one of Lindsay Lohan’s desperate “look at me” magazine spreads and was part of the Nike campaign targeting women which was pretty awesome. Also she can do that dancer thing where she can put one leg straight up in the air, which I really, really really like. But she looks a lot like Lea Michele, which the notoriously competitive Michele surely doesn’t appreciate, because it’s one less big role she could have had.

GONNA KEEP BEATING THAT DEAD HORSE
The Spongebob Movie: Sponge Out of Water is down to number five, followed by Fifty Shades of Grey at number six and also in this is Jennifer Ehle who looked like she was headed for bigger things at one point, but maybe that’s because she looks so damn much like Meryl Streep and that may be a liability in a world where Meryl Streep is still taking big roles and has not one, but two daughters out there acting as well. I guess that’s why she’s now playing Dakota Johnson’s mom and showing up on shows like The Blacklist. Well, it’s a huge movie and she’s getting exposure, but don’t think for one second she’ll be swapping spit onscreen with men her own age like Ben Affleck, Leonardo DiCaprio and Will Smith.

AS DISAPPOINTING AS ONE’S ACTUAL TEEN YEARS
McFarland USA is down to number seven, followed by The Lazarus Effect at number eight and The DUFF at number nine, and this has made $27M off a $9M budget so it’s a modest hit. I feel for these kids and these weak-ass teen flicks. It’s been a decade since Mean Girls and nothing approaching it as come up. Ironically, when you can only draw in your target audience you’re a bit of a creative failure for a teen movie. Given everyone has been to high school and would be able to relate they’d all see it, not just kids.

THANK GOD JON FAVERAU IS TOO BUSY FOR HIM
Finally, Unfinished Business opens at number ten and honestly I can say I’m sad because Vince Vaughn crossed the line from appealing to annoying as fuck a few exits back. While it’s smart they paired him up with two other people to dilute his presence, he’s still the lead and therefore will continue to be as annoying as possible. In Old School you knew Luke Wilson (pre-bloat) was the leading man and Will Ferrell his comic relief. Vaughn was the third wheel and he was perfect there. It’s also the a blight on the comeback career of Sienna Miller who was not only in the biggest film of last year, American Sniper, but in two Oscar Nominated films (American Sniper and Foxcatcher).

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SAINT HANKS

14 Oct

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1. Gravity/Warners                                        Wknd/$  55.6            Total/$  21.5

 2. Captain Phillips/Sony                              Wknd/$  25.7            Total/$  25.7

 3. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2    Wknd/$  13.8            Total/$  77.6

 4. Machete Kills/ORF                                   Wknd/$    3.8            Total/$   3.8

 5. Runner Runner/Fox                                 Wknd/$    3.8            Total/$  14.2

 6. Prisoners/Warners                                    Wknd/$    3.6            Total/$  53.6

 7. Insidious 2/FD                                           Wknd/$    2.7            Total/$  78.5

 8. Rush/Universal                                          Wknd/$    2.4            Total/$  22.2

 9. Don Jon/Relativity                                    Wknd/$    2.4            Total/$  20.2

10. Baggage Claim/Fox                                   Wknd/$    2.0            Total/$   18.2

 

IN SPACE YOUR FLESH DOESN’T SAG AS MUCH

Gravity holds at number one and I made the joke about Clooney being onscreen with a woman his own age first, SNL! Well, my was a little different because theirs was you knew it was science fiction because there’s no way Clooney would talk that long to a woman his own age. Mine was that Clooney only agreed to do a film with a woman his own age because they promised him he’d never have to touch her.  I’m not giving anything way because it’s all in space. They’re not going to stop for a make out scene (though to hear the director talk about studio suggestions they would have if they could have). In fact they give more away in the first five minutes of dialogue, with some painfully hamfisted foreshadowing. And if you didn’t get it the first time, they do it again.  Seriously, it’s the only flaw in this otherwise great movie.

 

SPOILER: HE ESCAPES THE PIRATES ON WINGS OF GOLD!

Captain Phillips opens at number two and I know I’ll probably see this in the end, but I’ve just about had it with the nobility of Tom Hanks in movies. Yes, he may be the nicest guy on earth in real life (just ask Peter Scolari who’s probably in this somewhere) but it’s starting to wear out its welcome onscreen. At least Bruce Willis does comedies that slightly mock his action hero image. Where’s the movie that plays on Hanks’ saintly onscreen image?  I don’t need him to play a puppy kicking villain, but I swear I briefly saw a halo on the head this character in the trailer for this. Kinda limits the level of suspense.

 

FROM THE MAN WHO BROUGHT YOU THREE SPY KIDS MOVIES TOO MANY

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 is down to number three, followed by Machete Kills opening at number four and this is a joke that’s gone too far. It was great as a fake trailer in the Grind House movie from Tarantino and Rodriguez a few years and that they made it into an actually movie was funny too, but now sequels?  Enough. They should just stick to make trailers for movies that don’t exist, because “Introducing Carlos Estevez” (that’s Charlie Sheen’s real name) maybe the funniest thing you’ll see all year. I doubt anything in the movie can top that so why try?

 

WATER SEEKS ITS OWN LEVEL OF EGOTISM

Runner Runner is down to number four and it makes sense that Justin Timberlake is in a movie with Ben Affleck as they share a similar inability to be satisfied with enormous success in one arena and insist on it in others.  Affleck, like Woody Allen before him, casts himself as the lead in his highly praised films, but unlike Allen wants to be a movie star in his own right. Um, you tried that once. How’d it work out for you?  Pretty sure that bad decisions like this one and the upcoming Superman vs. Batman are what made you seek out creative fulfillment in directing to begin with. Hey, maybe that’s the upside to all this. The more crappy films he makes as an actor the more good films he’ll make later as a director. So this is one…

 

HER MOM INTRODUCES HER THIS WAY

Prisoners is down to number six and I just realized that Oscar Winner Melissa Leo is in this partially because Oscar Winner Melissa Leo is just. that. damn. good.  You don’t know even know it’s her until you see the credits. Hugh Jackman, however, I recognized immediately.

 

COUNTDOWN TO A SITCOM IN 3, 2, 1

Insidious Chapter 2 is down to number seven followed by Rush at number eight and also in this is Olivia Wilde whose 15 minutes of being “The Hot Girl” are just about up as none of the films she’s been in have been a success including this one. Since House make her semi-famous it’s been In Time (another Justin Timberlake failure), Tron Legacy (not a flop, but not a great success either), Cowboys & Aliens (James Bond and Indiana Jones together couldn’t save this), The Change Up (with fellow box office curse, Ryan Reynolds), People Like Us (the new Captain Kirk was in this turd), Butter (along with Jennifer Garner who knows all about failing in movies), and The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (no one wants to see Steve Carrell with a younger woman). I’m thinking she can join either Halle Berry or Meg Ryan in their new sitcoms, because if they have to do TV you know she does.  She’s basically a brunette Malin Akerman at this point, who’s currently failing in Trophy Wife.

 

IF CLEVER IS A BLADE, THIS IS A BUTTER KNIFE

Don Jon is down to number nine followed by Baggage Claim closing out the top ten at number ten and if you wonder how painfully lacking in genuine wit this romantic comedy is, know that there’s a character named Mr. Wright played by Derek Luke. Gee, think he gets the girl in the end? Over Taye Diggs no less!

 

THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR CONTINUES

Teens with superpowers? Government trying to control and eliminate them? No, you’re not watching an X-Men show. It’s just a remake of a 70’s British show (which was remade previously in the 90’s so basically they do this every 20 years) also named The Tomorrow People, but why keep the stupid name if you’re just going to have characters within the show mock it (and deservedly so)? I have no idea if the original Brit show was so much like the X-Men comics (which came first) but this new American version isn’t pretending to the point I can’t believe they haven’t been sued. And the familiarity doesn’t stop there. If those cheekbones look familiar it’s because you just saw them on Arrow. This is Stephen Amell’s brother, Robbie, in the lead also noticeably lacking a shirt throughout the show. That the female lead looks like the made her from the DNA of Kristin Kreuk from Smallville is probably coincidental though (or not). It’s also about as smart as Arrow or Smallville though both shows proved it’s possible to be entertaining without a brain. Maybe this will be as well, but I won’t know. I stopped caring about the X-men after I left my teens because I no longer needed their metaphor for teen angst to comfort me so there’s no real attraction to a less interesting version of it. But points to them for actually filming in NYC and not trying to pass Toronto off as Manhattan. They must have been given some serious tax breaks to pull this off.

CAFFEINE RUSH: DIE HARD IN A STARBUCKS

24 Mar

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1. The Croods/Fox                                       Wknd/$ 44.7             Total/$ 44.7

2. Olympus Has Fallen/FD                        Wknd/$ 30.5             Total/$ 30.5

3. Oz The Great & Powerful/ Disney        Wknd/$ 22.0             Total/$177.6

4. The Call/TriStar                                       Wknd/$   8.7            Total/$  30.9

5. Admission/Focus                                     Wknd/$   6.4              Total/$    6.4

6. Spring Breakers/A24                               Wknd/$   5.0              Total/$    5.4

7. The Incredible Burt Wonderstone        Wknd/$   4.3              Total/$  17.4

8. Jack the Giant Slayer/Warners             Wknd/$   3.0              Total$    59.1

9. Identity Thief/Universal                         Wknd/$   2.5              Total/$127.7

10. Snitch/LGF                                               Wknd/$   1.9               Total/$  40.3

DID THEY CHECK THE DIRECTOR’S RESUME?

The Croods opens at number one and I stopped seeing every single CGI animated film that comes down the pike awhile back because the allure of the sheer beauty of the imagery wore off long ago.  They ALL look good so they have to bring something more and I honestly didn’t see anything all that appealing to me in the trailers here.  The early indications that this young girl’s curiosity brought her family into a new way of life were seemingly abandoned for scenes of silliness in a way that say, trailers for Brave took pains to avoid (not that Brave didn’t ultimately disappoint me too).  You knew that film possibly was essentially about character in the midst of everything else.  This film is about jokes where fire is thought to be a living thing you might to try and hide from in the dry grass.  Yeah, exactly.  No matter how often Pixar succeeds with both heart and actual wit other companies still are content to just coast on the most basic belly laugh or gag and leave out the former entirely.  What’s sad is that one of the directors actually comes from Disney, having worked as a writer on Beauty & The Beast, Mulan, The Lion King, Aladdin and the underrated Lilo & Stich. The other director, however, brought us Chimps in Space.  ‘Nuff said.

VALHALLA, HOWEVER, IS STILL OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Olympus Has Fallen is a glorious R-rated throwback to the action films of the 80’s and I mean that as a compliment.  For most of the 80’s and well into the 90’s every other film was “Die Hard on a ____.” Speed was actually sold as “Die Hard on bus.”  Passenger 52 was “Die Hard on a plane.”  And Under Siege was “Die Hard on a warship” (its underrated sequel was “Die Hard on a train”).  It’s such an effective storyline of a man against the odds it almost always works no matter how inept the talent.  I’ve seen film that was “Die Hard in nuclear silo” with Dolph Lundgren another that was “Die Hard on a military transport plane” that were both enjoyable on a late Saturday night on cable.  But even I drew the line at—Zeus as my witness—one set at a beauty pageant.  Maybe if they’d let Miss Alabama be the hero instead of some dude…  That this opened well isn’t so much a surprise as the fact the basic plot a) hasn’t been done before (there’s another one coming this year with Channing Tatum and Jaime Foxx) and b) the basic “Die Hard on a ____” concept has been left languishing sometime.  No cliché goes unturned here.  Our hero is one type of badass (Secret Service) with a history of being another type of badass (special forces; it’s always special forces) who has suffered a type of traumatic failure in his past (in this case saving the president over the First Lady) and the ongoing crisis is a way to redemption.  Also the villain is of course an international terrorist aided by a traitor (his motivation? The bailout of the banks, I shit you not).  While it seems like this continues making North Korea our new boogey men (because everyone lacks the balls to make it China whose backing of North Korea is ironically the only reason it’s still standing), it honestly lacks even those balls and he is actually unaffiliated, missing the brilliant twist of Die Hard of the bad guys just being thieves pretending to be terrorists.  Some of that self-awareness would be been welcome here, but it wasn’t missed thanks to a steady stream of non-stop, blood-drenched, wise-cracking hero action that moves steadily enough that you never stop to think about how utterly stupid and improbable this all is. You know, like Die Hard.  It also has a solid cast of actors good enough to keep a straight face and sell this, probably with the knowledge it will pay for another project to remind people they are actual actors.

YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THIS RIDE

Oz The Great & Powerful is down to number three, followed by The Call at number four and speaking of Under Siege, also in this is Morris Chestnut who was in Under Siege 2 and for awhile he was in contention for who’d be the next Denzel Washington along with Taye Diggs and few others only to wind up the lead in smaller films and a supporting player in larger ones because apparently there’s a height requirement to be THE African American leading man and none of them met it.  Personally, I feel it’s what ultimately limited Wesley Snipes. It can’t simply be because he was nuts because so is Nicholas Cage.  Nope. America wants it’s leading man negroes tall. Let me put it this way: Sidney Poitier is 6’2”.

BLERG THE MOVIE!

Admission opens at number four and while I understand why, after seven years of writing and starring in a weekly show Tina Fey would like to just show up for work, the simple fact is she shouldn’t appear in anything she doesn’t write because we have certain expectations from just seeing her onscreen and there’s no way something from one of the directors of American Pie is going to live up to that.  There was not one ounce of the trademark wit we expect from her in the trailers for this and so her fanbase clearly took a pass fearing what most critics have now confirmed.  Come on and give us the thinly veiled Liz Lemon we want on the big screen, Tina!

YOU DON’T SEE  JENNIFER LAWRENCE DOING THIS

Finally opening wide and entering the top ten at number five is the most discussed movie at the moment, Spring Breakers, which honestly is a relief because I swear I’ve been reading about this for a year.  It’s most noted for being yet another attempt by child stars trying to grow up by doing something edgy and honestly that they’re not playing drug addicted hookers instantly makes it better than most attempts.  Here, they’re girls who decided to fund their spring break by committing a robbery on the way and it continues on a downward spiral there once they meet a corn-rowed James Franco who seems considerably more invested in this role than Oz and has the reviews to match.  My lack of interest in seeing this is actually the reason most seem to like it: its deliberate haze of sleaze.  I felt nauseous just watching the sun-drenched dayglow trailer.  I could practically smell the vomit from vodka-laced drinks, so I can’t imagine sitting through two hours of it.  My other reason is how hipsters are flocking to this, making it “the” film to see and then quote as if they’re doing something subversive, much like the actresses making it.  It’s ironic, dontcha think?

SOON RETURNING TO A WEEKLY TV SHOW

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone is down to number six and also in this as mentioned last week is Olivia Wilde whose minutes as the “hot girl” of the moment are ticking away thanks to yet another disappointing movie.  This started off with Cowboys and Aliens, continued with The Change Up on through the disappointing Tron: Legacy and add to that The Words, In Time, Deadfall, People Like Us and Butter.  Only London in WWII saw so many bombs.  But if you need any more confirmation of her questionable taste know that she had her choice of men in Hollywood and is now engaged to Jason Sudeikis.  Yeah, I said it.

THE UNSPOKEN TRUTH ABOUT RYAN REYNOLDS

Jack the Giant Slayer is down to number seven, followed by Identity Thief at number eight and speaking of failures, what does it say that a poorly reviewed film starring Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy is a hit, while a poorly reviewed film starring Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds tanked?  I think we know.

SOME PEOPLE CAN’T GET OUT OF THEIR OWN WAY

Finally, Snitch closes out the top ten at number ten and somewhere rather than simply do his own version of Die Hard, The Rock is signing contracts for a spin-off of Fast & The Furious and probably another bad family film which the sole point of humor is this big dude dealing with a kid.

BAD BOOKS MAKE GOOD MOVIES MAKE MEDIOCRE TV

TV never stops (thank god) and this week’s new entry is The Bates Motel, a prequel series about Norman Bates and his mother, Norma. Hell, that he was named after his mom is pretty much all we need to know about why Norman started hacking people up.  This however, purports to give us even more answers to questions we never asked and honestly it lost me at Norman’s hot teacher advisor at high school (yes, it’s “I Was A Teen Psycho”). Had she been played by an older, less attractive woman it would be more of a shock that she dies one day, but that she’s young and hot, you can practically see the countdown clock over her head ticking away.  Ditto the very forward hot teenage girl who practically mounts him within moments of their meeting and her equally hot friends. Someone’s gonna notice that the varsity cheerleading squad all died soon after Norman came to town, no?  Yes, they’re trying to set the town up as already having dark & dirty secrets, but clearly those aren’t the type with an escalating body count that would command notice. I love Vera Farmiga.  She’s pretty much great in everything she does and this is no exception.  You see her casual passive aggressive possessive behavior to Norman clearly laying the groundwork for his demented persona and she does it all well without leaning over into camp.  Now, the film opens with a scene strongly suggesting that she’s murdered her husband and even if she didn’t, she clearly could give a shit. This is why it didn’t need a scene with her killing a guy but only after he handcuffs and rapes her on the kitchen table (the assailant is the previous owner of the hotel who resents her buying it from the bank).  Rape is a cheap, lazy device in the hands of most writers and it would have been the same scene if he’d tried and failed (Norman does show up to his mother’s rescue).  It would have been even better if he’d returned drunk but non-violent saying he’d found away to get his hotel back and she killed him. It would have been better if Norman had encountered him first and assaulted him and his mother then killed him and told Norman he was responsible  There were far too many ways to make a statement about her character and setting Norman for a nice dose of mother controlling guilt than a graphic rape scene.  I won’t even get into Norman discovering Japanese comic book porn, which is clearly supposed to be aiding his way into darkness. That’s when you know they just stopped trying. I’ll be sticking to the fun silliness of The Following and giving this a pass. Besides, I already know how it ends.

“HEY, I’M PHOTOGRAPHIN’ HERE! I’M PHOTOGRAPHING HERE!

The greatness of New York isn’t merely that the space in my neighborhood where a hardware store used to be is now a gay bar called “Hardware” (get it?) or that it’s right around from another gay bar called “FairyTail” (get it?).  Not, it’s how New Yorkers simultaneously don’t give a shit about you but have no problems getting all up in your business.  Case in point, Friday night. I haven’t been doing much of my beloved night shooting because now that the enthusiasm of both riding my bike and taking photos has diminished a bit, I’m simply not willing to spend hours out in the cold any longer, here in our neverending winter (apparently that’s what was keeping me warm).  But I finally screwed my courage to the sticking place and went out to try and complete my Upper West Side shooting that I started when I did Central Park West on another buttfucking cold night.  This time I went up West End Avenue then down Broadway and the entire way it was either completely ignoring the loon with the camera out in the cold or “Hey, whatcha shooting?”  “What settings are you using?” “Are you making a movie?” And my personal favorite, “Hey, cameraman! Take a picture of this!”  I’m genuinely surprised the last one was fully clothed, but I guess it was too cold even for the most devoted exhibitionist perv.  What’s funny is you know they don’t do this to tourists so I was clearly recognized as someone who belongs. Seems finally getting a NY State drivers license did the trick.  Now, with the exception of the Logan’s Run-esque 96th Subway station, it wasn’t as picturesque as I’d hoped but then again I still do kinda suck so it’s probably just me, which makes me wonder if the less-than-memorable Amsterdam and Columbus Avenues will be worth shooting at night. One is best known for a bar scene so annoying the community board of my neighborhood made it a point of trying to zone so we didn’t become “Like Amsterdam Avenue” and the other isn’t known for anything at all. It makes me think pictures of my penis wearing tiny costumes is a worthwhile project after all.

SO, WHAT YOU’RE SAYING IS SEXY ISN’T COMING BACK?

Now there was no way Justin Timberlake could have lived up to expectations after a six-year-gap, but he didn’t do himself any favors making every song 8 minutes long then dividing it up into two albums.  Better to cut out the mediocore songs entirely and just release the best tracks from both albums as one good one, but no one asked me.  Why don’t you ask Maxwell how that worked out for him after more than a decade of waiting? Oh, wait. We’re still waiting of the second part of that two album release. Have we learned nothing from Nelly’s “Sweat” and “Suit” disaster?  What I do like is “Shift To Reverse” from a singer/songwriter named N*Grandjean and part of me hopes he never succeeds thanks to that pretentious fucking bohemian bullshit name (I felt the same way about Musiq Soulchild and got my wish), but this one track is awesome. Because I’m old I had to hear it on a TV show. In this case House of Cards.  And yes, I Shazamed it. But thanks to my Pandora station I’ve discovered Michiko and Little People.  Yes, it’s all the same kind of chill music, but I’m old and this is all I can handle now.  Case in point “La Vie En Rose.” One of the oldest songs ever, but there’s a version by Duo Gadjo that I simply cannot stop listening to.