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1 Dec


 1. The Hunger Games 2/LGF                       Wknd/$  74.5            Total/$ 296.5

 2. Frozen/Disney                                            Wknd/$  66.7            Total/$   93.4

 3. Thor: The Dark World/BV                        Wknd/$  11.1             Total/$ 186.7

 4. The Best Man Holiday/Universal            Wknd/$    8.5            Total/$  63.4

 5. Homefront/ORF                                          Wknd/$    7.0            Total/$     7.0

 6. Delivery Man/BV                                         Wknd/$    6.9            Total/$   19.5

 7. The Book Thief/Fox                                    Wknd/$    4.9            Total/$     7.9

 8. Black Nativity/FoxS                                    Wknd/$    3.9            Total/$     5.0

 9. Philomena/Weinstein                                 Wknd/$    3.8            Total/$    4.8

10. Last Vegas/CBS                                           Wknd/$    2.8            Total/$  58.7



The Hunger Games: Catching Fire holds at number one and opening at number two is Frozen, which continues Disney’s newer tradition of adapting classic fairy tales but making them into buddy-romantic-comedies with spunky girl leads and hunky dudes who accompany them on their journey only to fall for them.  First was Rapunzel, redone as Tangled and now we have The Snow Queen redone as Frozen. Looking for the story of a boy and a girl and slivers of a magical mirror?  Look elsewhere. This movie is about two sisters, the older one with magical snow powers, and as a child she accidentally injures her younger sister with them and is taught by her parents to hide them stay isolated. Her younger sister is made to forget about this as part of the healing by the rock trolls and doesn’t understand why her sister suddenly became so distant. Don’t remember any rock trolls from the original story? Get used to it.  When their parents die in a shipwreck (it’s Disney; you cannot have two loving, living parents) the older sister becomes queen and at her coronation ball, her powers are revealed and go out of control throwing the land into eternal winter and causing her to run away and create a palace for herself.  Her younger sister sets off with a handsome ice dealer (just roll with with it) and his reindeer to find her sister and save the land.  Not a bad story, but not “The Snow Queen” even in the slightest except for the fact there is a “snow queen” of some sort.  Certainly not a comic relief living snowman, who doesn’t show up until midway through the film, despite what the ads show you. You can see why they use him as selling point because the irreverent humor he brings is the high point of the movie.  Overall, it’s not a bad animated film, but the lack of shading of the characters (everyone is either good or bad, period) shows the difference between a regular Disney film and a Pixar film.



Thor: The Dark World is down to number three and speaking of queens, who wasn’t shocked when Renee Russo popped in the first as the Queen of Asgard?  She’s back here as the butt-kicking queen of Asgard who almost ends the movie before it starts when the main bad guy makes the mistake of taking her on in single combat and gets his ass handed to him.  This isn’t archetypal for Thor which oddly enough does well by women passing the Bechdel Test in both films. For those unfamiliar with it, the Bechdel Test is so named for a cartoonist Alison Bechdel who asked three questions to determine whether or not women have a meaningful presence in films: 1) are there two or more women in it that have names? 2) Do they talk to each other? 3) Do they talk to each other about something other than a man?  When you think about it you’ll be shocked at how few films pass this test (not that you can’t break it and still work, because Renee Russo is in The Thomas Crown Affair, never really speaks to another woman and is totally awesome). Thor however does, thanks to Natalie Portman and Kat Dennings who have names and talk about their actual work. Not boys, not shoes, not make-up. Their work. For a comic book fantasy film, it’s positively revolutionary.  Ironic enough, warrior goddess Sif never has a conversation that isn’t about Thor. Small steps, it seems.



The Best Man Holiday, however would not past The Bechdel Test and doubles down against it by making Sanaa Lathan, who plays the wife of Taye Diggs dislike Nia Long, who was the girl he always liked in college but never got together with. Because god forbid two successful, intelligent women—who clearly share some mutual traits for him to love them both—get along.  It’s probably the weakest part of this otherwise enjoyable film.



Homefront opens at number five and Jason Staham may want to rethink his opposition to working in films with special effects as he’s not getting any younger and his films are start to do worse and worse.  Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, etc. Name the A-list action star and I’ll name the big-budget special effects film. Jason Staham however is B-list in danger of sinking to C if he doesn’t wise up. Let me put it this way: this has got to be the first major release from him that I didn’t automatically see.  That they’re all the same isn’t an issue; all action films are dangerously similar.  That much I accept.  It’s that they’ve been too disappointing too many times. And I don’t know why the producers thought that “written by Sylvester Stallone” would be a selling point. If anything that guarantees even more plot holes and illogic than your average action film and honestly was the deciding factor for me.  Clearly more than a few people felt the same.



Delivery Man is down to number six giving Vince Vaughn two flops this year and you can’t prove I’m smiling.  Also in this is Chris Pratt whose star is actually rising in comedy (Park & Recreation) and drama (Zero Dark Thirty) and will be in the next big Marvel offshoot, Guardians of the Galaxy and his casting while clearly calculated to bring down the age curve is actually a mistake given the plot hinges on Vince Vaughn being in his 40’s. The best friend who fulfills the straight man role of the married family man is not going to be in his early 30’s. It needs to be someone of a similar age. I can only think his frequent partner, Jon Favreau saw the writing on the wall and turned this down.



The Book Thief enters the top ten at number seven and I know nothing of the novel this is based upon, only that it stinks of Oscar bait but also wants to be a heartwarming family film and you can only serve one master.  Trying for both risks sucking on two fronts.



Black Nativity opens at number eight and I’ve got “zero” interest in seeing this.  I cannot deal with the hamfisted religious thing, even at Christmas.  Not to mention is this a musical or what?  Jennifer Hudson is shown doing the only thing she should ever do onscreen and that’s sing (her Oscar win remains an embarrassment), but it’s when she’s just walking down the street.  No one else seems to do it and I think that confusion contributed to its low opening (other than having Jesus shoved in your face over Thanksgiving). The Book Thief is in fewer theaters, has been out longer and has even a smaller niche audience and still did better.  I’m a little sad because I like Kasi Lemmons and hoped that Eve’s Bayou would lead to bigger and better things for her as a director. You know her best as Jodie Foster’s roommate in Silence of the Lambs. Yeah, that’s her.



Opening very well even though it’s at number nine is Philomena.  To even break the top ten with less than a thousand theaters is impressive, but Dame Judi Densch has proven she’s queen of the older audience, having scored a hit with Best Exotic Marigold Hotel two years ago. This is a comedy drama about a writer following a woman as she seeks to find the child she was forced to give up for adoption decades earlier and unlike the book thief it seems to mix the sad and the sweet in the right amounts for Oscar audiences.



Speaking of the “older audience” Last Vegas has rolled the dice for the last time in the top ten but $72M worldwide from a $28M budget isn’t bad at all.  Given that the rest of its target audience will probably devour it on home video (pay-per-view, DVD, etc) it’ll probably deliver nice profit when all is said and done. Ironically, this probably sprung up from the success of Red, whose sequel bombed, so while Last Vegas 2 (Next To Last Vegas?) is unwise another excuse to put a bunch of older actors together will probably pay off.  I’d bring up having some women in it as well, but clearly Judi Densch doesn’t need your punk ass.

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3 Dec


1. Twilight: Breaking Dawn 2                       Wknd/$   17.3            Total/$  254.6

2. Skyfall/Sony                                                Wknd/$   17.0            Total/$  246.0

3. Lincoln/Touchstone                                   Wknd/$   13.5            Total/$   83.7

4. Rise of the Guardians/PDW                     Wknd/$   13.5            Total/$   48.9

5. Life of Pi/Fox                                               Wknd/$   12.0            Total/$   48.3

6. Wreck-It-Ralph/Disney                             Wknd/$    7.8            Total/$  158.3

7. Killing Them Softly/Weinstein                 Wknd/$    7.0            Total/$      7.0

8. Red Dawn/FD                                              Wknd/$    6.6            Total/$   31.3

9. Flight/Paramount                                        Wknd/$    4.6            Total/$   81.5

10.The Collection/LD                                       Wknd/$    3.4            Total/$     3.4


Twilight: Breaking Dawn 2 holds at number one and also in this is Michael Sheen and while many justifiably think of him as a more “serious actor” Sheen has never been above throwing himself into absolute silliness which is why the best films of that other vampire franchise, Underworld (where he ironically plays the head of the werewolves), have him in them chewing up the scenery with reckless abandon.  Actually, having good actors in crap like this serves to give them a grounding element that they would otherwise lack, which is why producers and directors want them.  Actors just want to have a little fun and make money.  See also, Chronicle of Riddick with Judi Dench.  Yes, Judi Dench in space.


Speaking of Judi Dench, Skyfall holds at number two and—WARNING: FROM THIS POINT ON SPOILERS LURK!—one of the reasons I dislike this film so much is that the misogyny that has unfortunately always been part of Bond gets and unexpected flare up as every woman in this film suffers and none more than M. The entire plot of the film is about Javier Bardem’s character wanting to embarrass, destroy then kill her.  Guess what? He does all these things as M is dead by the final reel, her career in tatters.  Yes, I know Dame Judi is losing her sight and wanted to leave, but Bernard Green got sick and fucking died without his version of M suffering (and despite the fact that one of the books Ian Fleming wrote is about James Bond being brainwashed and sent back to kill him!).  Q’s switched without him needing to fail horribly, but the strongest woman ever in a Bond film and perhaps the only one to never have been sexualized is disgraced then killed.  (gee, maybe director Sam Mendes isn’t as over his divorce from Kate Winslet as we might have thought).  Women who sleep with Bond and die have always been part of the series, but here the woman is question isn’t a willing villain but has been a sexual slave since childhood and looks to Bond to save her.  What she gets is unceremoniously murdered followed by a tasteless joke from Bond about the real crime being the whiskey shot that was sitting on her head at the time.  Last but not least we get the introduction of Moneypenny who is an unnamed field agent who accidently shoots Bond at the beginning of the film.  She “chooses” to become the secretary of the new M (Ralph Fiennes) after deciding field work isn’t for her. So the end tally is dead, dead, secretary.  In the meantime the men fail left and right and all get to live and actually get promoted in the case of Ralph Fiennes.  Did Oliver Stone slip into a consult meeting?


Rise of the Guardians holds at number three and voicing Santa Claus is Alec Baldwin who does so with a Russian accent. I guess Turkish or Dutch, where the true origins of Santa Clause lay was too difficult, but points for depicting Santa as something other than English or American in something clearly meant for a mass audience.


Lincoln holds at number four and continuing the parade of character actors that populate this film is David Strathairn as the Secretary of State and usually he’s the guy you call when you need a male lead for an actress of “a certain age” who won’t overshadow her having done so for Meryl Streep, Sigourney Weaver, Helen Mirren and Kathy Bates.


Life of Pi holds at number five, followed by Killing Them Softly, opening at number six and people seem surprised by Brad Pitt playing a dark role, apparently not realizing Brad Pitt loves, loves, loves to play against his looks.  His breakout role was the two-bit hustler who rips off Thelma & Louise which ultimately helps to send them to their doom.  He was the white trash serial killer who befriends David Duchovny in Kalifornia. He was the perpetually stoned roommate in True Romance.  He scored an undeserved Oscar nomination for 12 Monkeys as a mental patient proving the old adage in you want to get noticed by the Academy, play drunk, gay or crazy. He was an unintelligible boxer in Snatch (admittedly ripping off Benicio Del Toro’s character from The Usual Suspects) and the jewel in his crown of creeps is of course Tyler Durden in Fight Club.  He doesn’t give a crap how well a film does so long as he gets to be dirty.


Wreck It Ralph is down to number seven, followed by Red Dawn at number eight and also in this is Jeffery Dean Morgan, most likely to mistaken for Javier Bardem in an airport and proof the right TV role can still make you a star. His role as the “can’t die soon enough for me” Denny Duquett on Gray’s Anatomy didn’t just make him a TV star, it pushed him directly into leading roles in movies…which he unfortunately squandered in choices that seemed like sure things, but ultimately disappointed like The Watchmen and The Losers.  Yes, The Possession was a hit, but it’s genre film and anyone could have played his role and had the same result, which is why they hinder as much as they help.


Flight is down to number nine and The Collection closes out the top ten at number ten and did you know this was a sequel to The Collector? Well, count yourself among the many.  Clearly the torture porn genre isn’t as dead as we’d all hoped.