YOU KNOW IT’S SCIENCE FICTION WHEN A REDHEAD IS SAVING THE WORLD

23 Nov

kathleen-turner-11
1. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Pt.1    Wknd/$ 123.0  Total/$ 123.0
2. Big Hero 6/Disney                                    Wknd/$ 20.1    Total/$ 135.7
3. Interstellar/Paramount                            Wknd/$ 15.1    Total/$ 120.7
4. Dumb and Dumber To/Universal          Wknd/$ 13.8   Total/$ 57.5
5. Gone Girl/Fox                                            Wknd/$ 2.8     Total/$ 156.8
6. Beyond the Lights/Relativity                  Wknd/$ 2.6     Total/$ 10.1
7. St. Vincent/Weinstein                              Wknd/$ 2.4     Total/$ 36.6
8. Fury/Sony                                                  Wknd/$ 1.9      Total/$ 79.2
9. Birdman/FoxS                                           Wknd/$ 1.9      Total/$ 14.4
10.The Theory of Everything/Focus          Wknd/$ 1.5      Total/$ 2.8

THE WANT OF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
Opening at number one is The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Pt. 1. Why part one? Well, thanks to Harry Potter and Twilight it has now become the custom to drag out the concluding novel of a best selling book series to two parts. And because you assholes pay for both, they’ve got no reason to stop. But this time around the naked greed may have oddly bitten them in the ass given one important cast member died during filming. See, if you’d just made the movie apropos to the book rather than dragging it out (which meant a longer than average filming time) it wouldn’t have been a problem, but now they’ve got to CGI Philip Seymour Hoffman to finish it. I hope something goes wrong and a dinosaur or a giant robot appears speaking his lines. Maybe then I’ll see it, because there’s no other way I would. As I said before, I haven’t seen a single frame of any of these films because of the initial premise of children being forced to kill other children. I didn’t like it when it was first used as Battle Royale and I don’t like it now. Full grown adults who are horrible and probably deserve it? Sure. Maybe even teenagers who can be equally horrible, but children? No way, no day.

GEEK WORLD PROBLEMS
Big Hero Six holds at number two and even though this isn’t a Marvel Production it is nonetheless based on a Marvel comic book which means one thing: an appearance by Stan Lee. And make sure you stay through the end of the credits to get the payoff of that cameo. Now, given this is animation and they can put Stan Lee in the movie, why they hell couldn’t they have added Jack Kirby somewhere? 90% of the Marvel Universe is impossible without him. And don’t tell me he had nothing to do with Big Hero 6. Stan Lee flat out said he had no idea what the hell Guardians of the Galaxy was, but he’s still in the movie.

SPOILER ALERT: IT’S THE SAME DAMN GINGER
Holding at number three is Interstellar and also in this is Jessica Chastain and given how they were making a big deal about keeping the last third of the plot from being in the trailers or the commercials, they probably shouldn’t have shown her or acknowledged her being the movie (the way they did another Oscar winning actor who only shows up for the third act). Seeing Matthew McConughey’s little redheaded 10-year old daughter then seeing full-grown redhead Jessica Chastain tells you a lot about how the movie unfolds. Showing her talking with Michael Caine, made it abundantly clear.

ONCE HEIR TO THE LAUREN BACALL THRONE
Dumb and Dumber To is down to number four and also in this is…Kathleen Turner? Holy crap. Where the hell has she been? You kids won’t know this, but once upon a time she was the hottest thing on two legs. Just watch Body Heat, the movie that put her on the map. It will explain everything. As for what went wrong? Well, bad choices (VI Warshawski for one) and unfortunately twists of fate (she suffers from rheumatoid arthritis), but she’s appearing more and more recently (it’s in remission and hopefully she has a new agent) which is a good thing. It almost makes me forgive this because it helps her. Almost.

A SUCESSFUL SITCOM IS THE BEST REVENGE
Gone Girl holds at number five, followed by Beyond The Lights at number six and also in this as the domineering stage mom is Minnie Driver, who’s experiencing a bit of a comeback herself between this, the About A Boy series and she’ll be the voice of the adult Wendy on the live Peter Pan show coming up. And it’s no coincidence that all three have a musical component as she’s been making music in her time away from the center ring with no less than four albums under her belt. But do you think she’s still pissed at Matt Damon? Yeah, me too. But look at it this way, you’re doing better than the woman he dumped you for: Winona Ryder.

CHRIS EVANS HAS PROBABLY SEEN THIS TWICE
St. Vincent is down to number seven followed by Fury at number eight and Birdman moves up to number nine and as I mentioned last week also in this is Edward Norton who had a falling out with Marvel after The Incredible Hulk which is why he wasn’t in The Avengers. But if you know anything about Marvel or Edward Norton it means an irresistible force met an immovable object, aka, they were too cheap for his ego. I know it looks like Marvel won, but there’s no actor in the Marvel films who wouldn’t change places with him to constantly be in in so many prestige indie flicks like this one. Except, ironically, the man who replaced him, Mark Ruffalo, who is always a mainstay in prestigious indie flicks.

THE HAT TRICK OF OSCAR WINNING
Finally, The Theory of Everything enters the top ten at number ten and there’s an old saying in Hollywood that if you want an Oscar “play drunk, crippled or crazy” especially if said portrayal is of a real person. It’s been amended to add “gay”, but still the same (for women it’s “play drunk, crippled, crazy or a whore” also with the gay amendment). And here’s your proof. There’s already Oscar talk about Eddie Redmayne’s portrayal of Professor Steven Hawking, who suffers from a debilitating disease. Real person? Check. Mentally or physically crippled? Check. For bonus points, are there English accents involved? Check! We could have a winner.

VISIT:

ANGRYGEEK.COM

FORMERBOYWONDERPHOTOGRAPHY

 

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: